BARRY:
We're gonna prove
That in this day and age
Being gay
Isn't a crime
This is our moment
To change the World
One lesbian
TRENT:
Lesbian!
DEE DEE:
Lesbian!
ANGIE:
Lesbian!
ALL:
At a time!
BARRY:
We're gonna help that little lesbian
Whether she likes it or not
When you're a legendary thespian
DEE DEE:
First you help the distressed
TRENT:
Then you help the distraught
BARRY:
We're going down to where the necks are red
And lack of dentistry thrives
Why sing and dance
When you can take a stance
ALL:
And know you're truly changing lives
We're gonna march until that town looks like
The end of act 1 of Les Mis
You don't gotta have a Ph.D. in Psych
To know that people kowtow to the folks in the biz
BARRY:
We're gonna teach 'em
To be more PC
The minute our troupe arrives
ALL:
That's right!
BARRY:
Those fist-pumping
DEE DEE:
Bible-thumping
TRENT:
Spam-eating
ANGIE:
Cousin-humping
BARRY:
Cow-tipping
DEE DEE:
Shoulder-slumping
TRENT:
Tea-bagging
ANGIE:
Jesus-jumping
ALL:
Losers and their inbred wives
Will learn compassion
DEE DEE:
And better fashion
ALL:
Once we at last are
Changing Lives
BARRY (spoken):
Now let's go help that dyke