Nuts Can Surf - The Infinite Lyrics

I blow spit bubbles jerk off to porn
I wear loose pants the crouch is torn
I pick my nose got in grown nails
I stick my face in garbage pails
Act kinda weird cant grow a beard
But your the one that I feared
I have no life I have no soul
I have no time to loose control
I am the infinite the best the sh*t the dude in charge
I am the mother f*cking mother f*cker lasting over large
And I f*ck up the sh*t with the greatest f*cking ease
Break into your house and wipe my ass with your sleeve
F*ck yeah
F*ck you
F*ck him in the eye
I am the mother f*ckin' mother f*cker
You can call me god
Even though my name is Christ and I am a saint
Even in the thick of it I am the f*cking infinite

? & (c)1997 Dellfold Entertainment & ncs