Kristoffer Manzelli & the Gods of Rock - River-City Ransom Lyrics

Crestin' Belvidere took a look around
I'm tired of this f*ckin' place man
I'm tired of this f*ckin' town
Got places to go got people to see
Got things to do 'cause this ain't a place for me
I'm a stranger in an even stranger land
Got this itchin' burnin' feelin' that I don't understand man
I gotta get out before my soul's sucked dry

Welcome to Richmond population: Asshole
I said now welcome to Richmond population: Asshole
I said now where do bad people go when they die?
They go to RVA to pay for their crimes
Welcome to Richmond population: Asshole

They got people murdered durin' the night time
Taylor Biehl and her ex are doin' fine
VCU and all those hipster f*ckin' dicks
Someone should burn it to the motherf*ckin' bricks
The locals say the culture just can't be beat
But I beg to differ with the blood on Cary Street
They've got second place ave man and they loved slavery
The south'll do it again with Rebel bravery

Welcome to Richmond population: Asshole
I said now welcome to Richmond population: Asshole
I said now where do bad people go when they die?
They go to RVA to pay for their crimes
Welcome to Richmond population: Asshole

I said now welcome to Richmond population: Asshole
I said now welcome to Richmond population: Asshole
I said now where do bad people go when they die?
They go to RVA to pay for their crimes
Welcome to Richmond population: Asshole!