Jewcy Jordy - IVORY QUEST: SWEET BABY ENHANCED EDITION Lyrics

Yea yea where my gamers at
The game with the white male goin' on sale
Sweet baby got that inclusive game all hail

Up left right down Y A Y A another sweet baby game hero black and gay
Right down left bumper right trigger left trigger
Diverse gamin' heroes only gettin' bigger
Down down down circle X circle square
Straight white male level up don't you dare
Y'all never gonna find that caucasian chest
Just press start to begin ivory quest

Sure don't need to learn about that patriarchy game
Go ahead skip tutorial on straight white fame
All games before twenty sixteen straight lame
Press A interact with a woke game designer
Only diverse gaming characters be the headliner
Cast stopra on them incel pervy nerds
We takin' RPG conversation wheel words
Fun mechanics and good plot yo not a hint
Failed the sweet baby inclusive quick time event

Up left right down X B X B another developer designs a brown tranny
Right down left bumper right trigger left bumper
Another woke cash grab game pumper dumper
Down down down circle X circle square
Cis white man level up don't you dare
Y'all nerds gotta learn about how diversity best
Just press start to begin ivory quest

Plus one to strength to stop racist freaks
Plus two to speed to beat the sexist lead
Plus three to luck casting spell beta cuck
And speech plus four to pay the e-girl whore
Them micro transactions required to even see
Any expensive ass DLC without improved minority

Y'all can hold more inventory with that small bag
Pricey ass subscriptions but got that free pride flag
Your ass is down now game over for y'all dorks
Plus one hundred level nine african gender flux rainbow pride orcs

Up left right down Y A Y A another sweet baby game hero black and gay
Right down left bumper right trigger left trigger
Diverse gamin' heroes only gettin' bigger
Down down down circle X circle square
Straight white male level up don't you dare
Y'all never gonna find that caucasian chest
Just press start to begin ivory quest

Diversity cost real high y'all know real well
Haters claiming that woke video games won't sell
See what y'all did now damn incel nerd make a holler
Now we gotta price your new diverse games at eighty dollar
Yo how many times developers really gotta rehash
No more of that sexy girl white male fun quest button mash

Them games you grew up with for real stink oh
All praise the heroes at sweet baby inc

Black samurai black wizard guy
Black pokemon black magic wand
Gay paladin knights gay assassin fights
Trans hogwarts wench trans apex bench

Your racist HP just hit zero
Game over for your straight white hero

Damn bruh new update launched today
Gotta subscribe to ivory quest plus just to pause the damn game now
Nineteen ninety nine per month
Oh hell yes just got that rainbow pride flag skin for free though
Let's actually gooooo