Insurgent Seduction - Kinky Kinky Christmas Lyrics

It's the time of year
To load up fetlife and buy new gear
To heat the candle wax and gape your rear
To buy nipple clamps and befriend a queer
To be incestious when loved ones are near

It's Christmas!
So put your leather mask on
Chrissy Chrissy Christmas
Get gagged with a used tamp on
Sissy Sissy Christmas
Put your panties on and get in position
It's never an imposition...
On Christmas!
Kinky Kinky Christmas

It's still that time of year
To eat creampies straight from the rear
To grease up your fist and be a puppeteer
To do what your told or red welts will appear
To pee on someone or squat on a mirror

It's the kinky Christmas season again
To dust off your ropes and polish your chains
To wear a gas mask and inhale methane
To get swaddled entirely in clear cellophane
To rim around the rosebud eat the gravy train

It's the time of year
To get ridden like a freight train
By several guys from Reddit your first daisy chain
Invite a stranger to the bedroom and give them free reign
To put something inside of you perhaps a candy cane?