I'm in my 30s now
And sometimes I'm obligated to go out
To some place that's way too crowded and too loud
I can't believe I had to leave my house
Yeah
And now I'm stuck
Making small talk with
Some guy 'bout traffic
He's answering things
That no one asked him
He's drinking a strange beer
I don't fit in here
Then my wife sneaks in and
Whispers in my ear
You wanna sneak out early without saying goodbye?
I looked at her and said I knew you were the love of my life
Let's go get Taco Bell and be in bed by 10:35
I'll even watch that stupid Netflix show that you like
Just say my favorite words
Let's go home
I wanna go home
Can we please go home?
Home