Dinny Skip - Club for the Funky Lyrics

Let me tell you about a place that I go
When you walk in, sin is everywhere inside the door
To the left are the bad
And the right the abhorrent
Bartender, bouncer, everybody's got a warrant

All of the freaks here
Creeps want to come here
Ordinary, normal people really don't belong here
They come and they run from a spot so swanky
Bodies having fun up at the club for the funky

And so I make my way with a lean in my walk
I'm a clown with the lingo
Etiquette is how i talk
I sit down with the mean team
Clubbers with a mask on
Drinks on me
So, it's time to get my freak on

Silly from an itty bitty bump
I hear "Dinny!"
So i turn around and yup
It's a lady looking pretty
Full of giddy
So i take her on the dance floor
Shimmy shimmy
Big up to the band
Gimme the funk
Yeah, gimme gimme

Babe, why don't you come with me?
The lights are getting low
And everybody's moving slowly
Babe, why don't you come and see?
This place i like to go
Where everybody's acting funky

I like it when they move like this
I like it when they move like that
I like it when they move like this

Take a minute
Settle in if it's your first time
Got a lot of hotties that are looking for a good time
Bawdy on the mirror
Naughty writing in the bathroom
If you've got enough, they might let you in the back room

Spooks in the corner
Suits with a collar
Freaks and the foreigners strip for a dollar
Step in correct and the people all holler
But step incorrect up in here
You're a goner

Babe, why don't you come with me?
The lights are getting low
And everybody's moving slowly
Babe, why don't you come and see?
This place i like to go
Where everybody's acting funky

Step left
Step right
Move back
Front
To the side

Well, that's a wrap folks
Thank y'all for coming out
To all you freaks, creeps, sickos, and weirdos
Tomorrow night we open up at funk you o'clock
Mwuahaha!