It's a great day
When I can meet with a brutal dictator
Smile and shake his hand
Say for all the world to hear
That he's my kind of man
Oh, what a great, great day
It's a tremendous day
When I can build a wall
To keep out people
Who don't look like me
They won't fit in
They've got darker skin
They can't speak English properly
Oh, what a tremendous day
It's an outstanding day
When I can get on Twitter
Rant and rave
And spread a few more lies
Try to bully anyone
Who disagrees with me
Right down to my size
Oh, what an outstanding
It's a fabulous day
To make up derogatory nicknames
For those who dare to speak up
It's rude and it's crude
But my base'll eat it up
Oh, what a fabulous day
It's a perfect day
When I can call up the leader
Of a foreign government
And tell him he needs to dig up dirt
On my main opponent
Oh, what a perfect day
It's a really big day
Knowing I'm better
Than everyone else
Cuz I lied and I cheated
And I stole my way
To power and wealth
Oh, what a really big day
It'll be a peachy day
When they take your crooked ass away
It'll be a peachy day
When they take your crooked ass away