9th from the Sun
Planet X
Underworld king star
Blasting off from outer space
We've come to rearrange your face
Bill Nye the Science Guy, you f*cked up and now you die
We won't stand for this disgrace
Never forget Pluto
Do you think you own the planets?
Do you think you own the language?
Do you think you own the words?
We're gonna use them how we want
We're gonna take them back
Pluto, our frozen home in outer space, we weep for Thee
Untold centuries ago your Planet Earth was ruled by a terrible elder race of Great Old Ones until the Mi-Go, crustacean fungus from Planet Pluto, drove them forever into the sea, heralding the rise of mankind
And how do you repay us?
Your petty scientists classify Pluto not as a mighty planet, but a dwarf planetoid
Such an insult shall not stand
We look to the sky
We won't let it go
Never
Never forget Pluto