COOLETHAN - Pickup Lines (feat. Blueprint) Lyrics

I was out of it, my mind it was clouded
And I tried to be proud
But my esteem played the side
It was crowded and the bar was so loud
It was hard to keep listening
She knew that I tried
She had brown eyes
A smile made of daggers
Her thin lips screaming that her teeth wanna stab me
I was grasping for another conversation
But my mind couldn't claw its dirty self away from
The placement of my eyes on her firm rosy breasts
But the cut of her dress split my pants right in half
Why accentuate the chest if you're really trying to hide it
It's clear what she brought to the public was her privates
Lazy eyelids lifting up her skirt mentally
And I seem to be another pervert
With my heart on the sleeve of my torn polo shirt
And some drool down my chin
Just another drunk jerk

Hey pretty lady, would you please listen to me
I'm not really crazy or a fiend for the booty
I'm just kinda lazy with my words and their placement
A little bit geeky and a little bit wasted
Hey, pretty lady, would you please listen to me
I'm not really crazy or a fiend for the booty
I'm just too direct and a little too honest
But what do you expect when I'm really trying to holler

I seen her hips long before I ever seen her lips
She had more curves than a Nolan Ryan pitch
To say the least, man, she was thick
I think I had a girl at the time but I ain't seen her since
I'm feeling confident like f*ck it, let's see
Parted the crowd like Moses did the Red Sea
Introduced myself
Blueprint, that's me
If looks could kill I'm already six feet deep
She a dime, but I pretend that I ain't notice
Boobs all in my face but I stay focused
Small talk was going great
She got a sense of humor
Time to close the deal
Hey, can we exchange numbers
She cracked a smile and politely said, no thanks
I said why not? Things were going so great
She said, yeah, you said you like my personality
But I see you staring at my booty from a mile away

Hey pretty lady, would you please listen to me
I'm not really crazy or a fiend for the booty
I'm just kinda lazy with my words and their placement
A little bit geeky and a little bit wasted
Hey, pretty lady, would you please listen to me
I'm not really crazy or a fiend for the booty
I'm just too direct and a little too honest
But what do you expect when I'm really trying to holler

So while you're sitting here, talk while we finish beers
Casual conversation makes the minutes disappear
And if it's clear that I'm only using pickup lines
You can leave the bar if you're truly getting sick of mine
I need to get in line behind all these cheese dicks
Just to talk to you, I think I'd even take a ticket
An answer to my wishes
I'm falling in love
You must be a genie cause I gave my lamp a rub
Now hold up for a second
Color me confused
Of course I was looking
You provided me the view
You might think it's rude
Yeah, I was peeping you
But even though I'm a decent dude, I'm still a dude
For better or worse, I'ma keep it real with you
Because I'm feeling you. I know you can feel it too
Yeah you fine, but I'm into the inner you
So even if you lose that big booty, I'm still with you

Hey pretty lady, would you please listen to me
I'm not really crazy or a fiend for the booty
I'm just kinda lazy with my words and their placement
A little bit geeky and a little bit wasted
Hey, pretty lady, would you please listen to me
I'm not really crazy or a fiend for the booty
I'm just too direct and a little too honest
But what do you expect when I'm really trying to holler