I've Got Two Turkeys in My Pocket Video (MV)

I've got two turkeys in my pocket
I've got two turkeys in my back pocket pocket
I've got two turkeys in my pocket
I've got two turkeys in my back pocket pocket
I've got two turkeys in my pocket
I've got two turkeys in my back pocket pocket
I've got two turkeys in my pocket
I've got two turkeys in my back pocket pocket

The back door's open don't you lock it
There's a light fixture in the right socket socket
If it's guaranteed in you better stock it
'Cause there are two turkeys in my back pocket pocket
I've got her picture in my locket
There's a doozy of a crime up on the docket docket
I'm heading into space on a rocket
And I've got two turkeys in my back pocket pocket

One's for you and one's for me
Won't it be such a lovely feast
Counting down from one to three
Three's Company's playing on the TV