Abbreviated Apostrophes Video (MV)

I justify what I want
And I eat what I can't find
Pushing them in from both ends
I ask it they don't mind
They say 'sure why don't you go for it'
So pack on a few extra pounds
Make my way on top of the mounds
Chucking down my garlic stamps
I abbreviate what I've found

800 apostrophes
Staring up at me
800 apostrophes
Get swiped right off their feet
Down to the ground
I stab and I pound
Until they are abbreviated
They're abbreviated apostrophes
I'll talk to you later

They clear a path as more come in
I didn't do the math but I'm sure there was more.
Hundreds more, 4 hundred more to be exact
I couldn't believe my eyes as I saw they were in tact
So I pulled out my knife and I
Stabbed and I stabbed
And I pound and I pound
Abbreviated once again
I whisper to my friend

800 apostrophes
Staring up at me
800 apostrophes
Get swiped right off their feet
Down to the ground
I stab and I pound
Until they are abbreviated
They're abbreviated apostrophes
I'll talk to you later

I'll come out on top
You'll come out on bottom
You yourself are an apostrophe
And yes you will be abbreviated beyond belief
I am the abbreviated

I stab and I stab and I pound and I pound
Until they're on the ground abbreviated for good
I stab and I stab and I pound and I pound
Until they're on the ground abbreviated for good

800 apostrophes
Staring up at me
800 apostrophes
Get swiped right off their feet
Down to the ground
I stab and I pound
Until they are abbreviated
They're abbreviated apostrophes
I'll talk to you later