Peachy greens and taco spleens
Ain't served enough to go
But how low can you go
Look it up a thesaurus
And you'll see a stegosaurus
Eating a plant or two
Or a few too many mannequins
The picture depicts a street for sale
At 20 dollars off
I calculate it up in my hand
And I write it on my bed sheets
As I read off the number and symbol
The street only costs 25 cents
25 Cents a street, I'll take two
Two streets under my feet
I'll take them both if I can
Get this deal
If not, I'll come back at a later time
And use my gift card on another item
I ended up in the stegosaurus' stomach
Where the mannequins lined
The inner walls
Sitting next to the head honcho
Was a table of quarters
So I helped myself to two of them
Adding it up to 50 cents
With these two silver coins
I can now buy two streets
25 Cents a street, I'll take two
This deal you have with
The 25 cents a street reminds
Me of the time I went to
Europe for a family cash exchange in Denver
We had so many dimes left over
That the miscellaneous
Groundskeeper in the hotel lobby
Asked if we wanted to buy the hotel
From him for seven dimes
When I added it up
It was only seventy cents to own a hotel
So I took him up on his deal
Not knowing my car was still
Sitting at home on fire again
25 Cents a street, I'll take two