Fleabag, I'm f*cking a priest
In confession I turn to a beast
I have sinned 'cuz I'm filled up with yeast
Bible telling me I gotta cease
Doctor put me on Canesten
In Italy, hit the Sistine
Father John, Holy Misty
Pussy clean, it's pristine
Armie Hammer I ate 'em up
Timmy's peach I'm gonna muck
No source, bitch, I made it up
Fifth grade spell I-C-U-P
Third grade I thought I was gay
That's why I'm coming to pray
But God said "cunt, slay"
Dropping that ass like auto belay
She said <<voulez-vous coucher avec moi? Mwah>>
I said Imma eat that ass like foie gras, yum
Looping that shit like crochet, ay
Nut like Ferrero Rocher, ay
Cook her up like a flambe
Season her pussy, Salt Bae
Her titties like double black diamonds
My dick better break in her hymen
We broke up, it's not the right timin'
Tie him up, like Imma Joe bind him
Sucking dick? I'm the mascot
Anti-vax rally I'm mask off
Grabbing his balls like the playoffs
My BBL? Tax write off
I'll suck every dick, I'm a cum-munist
Take a swig, doing piss bottle bottle flips
Grab the pussy I'm a gynaecologist
Own his ass, I'm a colonist
Sic 'em on you, my dogs looking ravenous
Flat-footed but daddy still stomp on this
I got tics and too many fleas
I got bitches in every city
Elon Musk, meet the guillotine
Clutching the vape, I'm a nicotine fiend
Fortnite dance like I'm a preteen
Don't talk with them, I'm not Colleen
He love my crack like Rob Ford
Cleanse yourself praise the Lord!
(Eight men? There's eight men here?)
I buy you that expensive shit from Melanie Lyne
And all you f*cking wear is that dirty tank top from Hot Topic
You f*cking bitch
Nasty f*cking whore, you look like you steal from Claire's
You dirty bitch!
Your f*cking hands smell like toe jam
Like what the f*ck do you do?
Do you f*cking wash your hands, what the f*ck?!
You look like you can't f*cking swim
Your f*cking pussy lips are hanging out of your f*cking Speedo, girl
You look like you put your f*cking milk in before your f*cking cereal
Like who the f*ck does that? That's absolutely vile
Bitch why are you wearing Adidas Superstars?
It's 2023, Jesus-f*cking-Christ
Her titties like double black diamonds
My dick better break in her hymen
We broke up, it's not the right timin'
Tie him up, like Imma Joe bind him
Sucking dick? I'm the mascot
Anti-vax rally I'm mask off
Grabbing his balls like the playoffs
My BBL? Tax write off