Choti Ungli - Uncle Lyrics

Kitna kamata he beta
Marks tu lata na beta
Jab bolun mein chai
Toh chai ko biscuit ke saath hi lata na beta

Aag lgaun mein beta
Teri jalaun me beta
Baap ko bola meine
IIT mein nahi hua tera beta

Candy crush ka mein raja mein toh
Uncle
Tere baap ka mein dost mein toh
Uncle
Tray mein tu layega paani aur dance bhi kar ke dikhayega
Uncle
Yun na sataun mein, tujhe bataun mein
Jindagi ka kya he sach
Paheli bhujaun mein, thoda ghumaun mein
Khohkli batein ye sab

Jagjit Singh on full blast
Uncle
Baghbaan meine dekhi saat baar
Uncle
Whatsapp forwards mere paas
Uncle
Sending good night har raat
Uncle
Chabaun meetha paan har shaam
Uncle
Daaru peeta mein toh har shanivaar
Uncle
Meri santro se mujhe bda pyaar
Uncle

Har baat mein me government to kosta
Jab aaya moot, roadside moot ta
Ghar betha mein hisaab saara karta
Bai, newspaper, aur mahine ke doodh ka
Kappal bharti se theek karun cancer
Kam mein dila dun nayi wali lancer
Barah hazaar mahine ki pension
Dak sahib se liya he BP ka prescription

Haath lga internet
Bna doxxer
Society ka parasite
Kidhar he mera Oscar
Boxers nahi pehnu roj roj
Nade wale pajame ki karun khoj khoj

Morning walk pehni trackpant
Saans bhari lge asthma attack
Got my inhaler in ma fanny pack
Mere lies bhi lage he tere parents ko facts

Back to back dekhun taarak mehta
Good morning teri maa ne mujhe bheja
Kabhi kabhi mujhe lagta he beta
Ki tera baap iyer aur mein hi hun jetha

Gym nahi jaata
Kyonki bhai Ramdev he

Chowpatty pe mein ladta
Kyonki daali kam sev he

Unknown number na uthata
Contacts mere sare saved he

Dry fruit karun ikathha
Haan Diwali mera rave he