Chandl3r - Steve Buscemi (feat. Chloe) Lyrics

I wish that I could write a song that didn't start with I and I wish I
Didn't care about you, you don't care about anything, and I wish I
Was terrified by your apathetic eyes, but they're the only things of which I'm not afraid
Wish I didn't care about you, you don't care about anything

You(I) learned to love in movies where persistent always wins
You(I) learned to love in movies where they praise the desperate men
But when you(I) stand at my(your) door in the rain
You look so insane(you say I'm insane,) but Paul Rudd would do the same so
I guess life is not a movie and you're(I'm) not Paul Rudd
If life was a movie you'd(I'd) be Steve Buscemi

I wish that I could write a script and make you the ingenue
I'd stand in line all day for the audition but you know my competition would have six pack abs

And this month is Fargo-oh
An eccentric character but a damn good actor, I still can't fool her, oh