[ Featuring The Last Drinks ]
Everybody's moving to the suburbs and they're all asking if you're coming too
And they're all watching MasterChef and swearing at the girls on the TV
And it's not their fault if he doesn't want to work
And it's not their fault if she can't get a job, she's being lazy
And everybody's got a f*cked up way of being good citizens
And all the churches say it isn't fair because nobody's thinking of them
And Saturday is gonna be a big night
And Monday morning is gonna be rough
And they don't know what all the fuss is about
Marriage isn't even that good anyway
Ain't it funny how they joke about their wives as if they hate them
Everybody sends their kids to school
Gotta get the little ratbags out the house
But don't go thinking, don't go getting any big ideas
And everybody thinks an arts degree is an economic inefficiency
And everybody thinks that boys don't cry but girls do
And Saturday is gonna be a big night
And Monday morning is gonna be rough
