The Rage of Prince Martin Video (MV)

There was a time where the castle was under siege
And there went DJ Andchris and friends to fight the invaders
To fight them (To fight)

Prince Martin
Stepping on the gate
Pour the the tar
And send them to their fate
Prince Martin
Rides over on his giraffe wolf dog elephants and says
"I challenge you to a rap fit"
DJ Andchris can't turn it down

For he is the man
Who holds the crown of rap
No one can
Fight him about that
He will fight him
He will defeat him
5... 3, 2, 1

What's up my name is DJ Andchris
And I'm sick of you coming here and tryna take my crown
Makin me feel really down, really depressed
I have to compress my calves cuz I walked all the way here from my throne
I can't even roam the woods without the fear of you stalking me
You're kinda creepy, little bit sleepy from your long ride over here
Would you like some corned beef?
We just prepared it on the stove
We added the spices just right to make it smell
Just like your queefs
Now listen Prince Martin
You're not any spartan
You can't siege my widow or my... bliddow
You can't fight my right
You can't fight my knights
And you definitely can't win
Don't even take another step further

Really?

You see it?
Why I am Prince Martin
I will destroy you
And take you from your home
I will turn you to bone
I will make a really sad tune outta you
I will take you to the pond and dispose of you

Hold up, you're just rhyming 'you' with 'you'
You can't do that

I do whatever I want
For I am the prince of this land
Now here come my sharks (Here come the sharks)

Oh jesus christ!
The sharks, they're coming over the horizon
We're on the-We're on the water and the sharks are all coming
They're all coming to eat the walls so he can invade
Oh jesus f*ckin christ that's terrifying, holy shit
This is so real, holy f*ck... alright um...

Open up the shark defense. Now

Attacked by Garden Gnomes riding sharks (He doesn't know they have sharks)
The Garden Gnomes have swords
And they're attacking our shores
Prince Martin can't even rap
But he has to rap
Up his men in
Body bags because we killed them
Every last one of them
But they came back with reinforcements
And took the key from us
We have to go and get new homes
And plan a siege (A siege on Garden Gnomes)
And take back throne from Prince Martin
The King of the Gnomes
And furry elephant dog giraffes
And...
What they don't want you to know
(Is that the) Is that sharks... Have really strong legs
They may have won the battle
But he has not won the war
That he'd be back again he swore

We must travel to the land of the dungeon