C O M R - L.D.A. (Long Dick Anthem) Lyrics

Cough
Uh Dr. Dre
(Sup doc)
Beats by Dre
(Beats!)
Brrr
Aye, aye
Uh, uh, procrastinatiion
Gonna say something in a bit
But I don't know when yet
Uh intro
Brrr
Uh, okay feelin' it
Fog so far
I can't see shit
I can't even see the tip of my dick
My doctor says it's some kind of disease
(Sup doc)
I say doc... pfft bitch please
(Bitch)
I go to Wendy's for a 4 for 4
They say "man you got money
Nah I'm poor
(No more!)
So I ate my dog
Just kidding
I don't have a dog anymore
Got a dog I can borrow
For an hour or two?
Room with a view
Me and my dog, that's what the view is
(You're green with it)
And he says "aawooooo
Cuz that's what a dog says
(Dog)
Chicken little what's his deal?
Coming with food like a happy meal
I eat chicken nuggets for breakfast lunch and dinner
God hates me like I'm some kinda sinner
Going to hell, that's where I belong
(Six)
I'm not so sure as much as I am long
(Wrong)
Five feet long if we're being exact
It's bad
(Inconvenient)
When I go pee I don't even bother
I just look to the left and I see my father
(Weird)
What is he doing standing next to me
Man dad can't you move? a son has to pee
A B C and 1 2 3 ( D E F G)
I'm not Michael Jackson with an H-I or V
What's that mean? I don't even know words
Hey Dad what's with the birds and the bees
I can't see cuz I got 5 feet in front of me
But I need to cuz it's dragging it's really painful
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Ayo it's that long dick gang
Ayo
Lng dick
Comin up long dick
Aaaay
Unzip my fly like I'm some kinda guy
That can use a urinal, toilet or potty stall
When I go to the mall they say, "please go home
You've got a bone in your pants like it's home alone
I don't what that means
I'm not talkin' bout Macaulay Culkin's peen
He was ten when that movie was made
Plus I'm not into guys, I swear that I'm not gay
But there's nothing wrong with that like the cat in the hat
I think he might be into dudes but hey, that's that
(Long dick, yuh)
Dr. Seuss was on some other shit
When he drew, "1 plus 2 red fish blue fish
I don't drive a Honda Civic anymore
My dong touched both doors
It was really kinda bad
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