Cherry Poppin' Daddies - Teenage Brainsurgeon Lyrics

I am the teenage brainsurgeon

The butcher of hellhouse

Descend into the maelstrom

With the grinning Dr. Klaus

Uncle Creepy and the giant pink hand

Imp of the perverse

Feel the wrath of the scorpion

Dead bodies crawlin"; out of the dirt



Teenage Brainsurgeon



A mutant strain of DNA

Submit to my I.Q.

I am a psycho teenage

Angry young man age

Fly in the ointment youth



Step into the black and white vacuum

Wiggle with the hypo-wheel

Yours is the fate of the mutineers

I'll purge your world and make you kneel

Nazi robots in straight jackets

You'll sleep no more

My killer klowns want vengeance

They're laughing behind the green door



Teenage Brainsurgeon



I'm gulpin' blood and playin' cards

Before my lunatic kill quest

I know the value of people who are sheep

Plunge an ice pick in their chest

I thirst for psychotic reactions and shock therapy girls

I am the Teenage Brainsurgeon

The ruler of the dark world