My folks have a friend who knows a little old lady
Her old electric car was just a little bit shaky
It's in a dark garage, been sittin' there for years
She flipped on the light but it wasn't there
She called police and gave a thorough description
"If it don't turn up, I'm gonna have a conniption"
Uh, the police called back, it was kinda insane
They found it on the freeway off the far right lane
I offered to take it off her hands for some money
Well, she did just sooner cook and take it home, honey
My folks have a friend who knows a little old lady
Her old electric car was just a little bit shaky